Caged-Wisdom
Wisdom, in a cage.


[Ellie -- 25-ish -- Boston]
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tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this
  • 824706:

    tacobell-canon:

    Ladypug.

    i hate this

    (via give-castiel-a-dean)

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  • magicmumu:

    moonblossom:

    chenisthebestkitty:

    geekdonnatroy:

    castayel:

    fuchsimeon:

    viperpilot:

    Well, this is embarrassing

    Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

    Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

    ….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

    Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

    That… is EMBARASSING

    the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

    I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

    can someone contact the designer of the porno 

    clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

    It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

    The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

    The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

    What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

    The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

    One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

    Not only does the NBC promo look passive the stance is clearly to jut the breasts outward, whereas the porn promo looks like a battle ready stance. What is this?

    (via havin-gavin)

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  • avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

    (via lordeddardstark)

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  • (Source: xoxstarlight, via tyleroakley)

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  • megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 
  • megamintcat:

    ryansealcrest:

    does it come with butter pillows

    is anyone reading that description 

    (via impracticallysherlockholmes)

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  • markruffalo:

Avengers (almost) assembled with @marvel with Feige.
  • markruffalo:

    Avengers (almost) assembled with @marvel with Feige.

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  • prayforprada:

    IM SCREAMING!!!!!

    (Source: patrickkingart)

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  • troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone
  • troyesivanisjesus:

    i want this engraved on my gravestone

    (via tyleroakley)

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  • (Source: oill-spill, via spoon-party)

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  • dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job
  • dooleysqueen:

    norulesnobras:

    basedhiyoko:

    yoursexcrazedsub:

    1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

    2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

    Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

    you go girl

    suck them dicks

    achieve your dreams

    are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

    (via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

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  • truthteas:

    The Emperor’s New Groove - 2000

    ↳ Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

    (Source: ladyjeynewesterling)

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